The Family Blog

“It doesn’t matter who you are or what you look like, so long as somebody loves you.”
Roald Dahl

The Family Blog

Here at the Profound Bartender, blogging with my brother is a lot of fun. It takes a certain conceit to put yourself out there and write, well, anything!

Anyone who comes along might find an entertaining read, one hopes. And, happily, take it at face value; let the words represent themselves.

However, we do have family and friends. They have a very specific job to do as family and friends. Especially when we get a bit pretentious and lofty in our ideals: take us down a peg.

Imagine if the writers of the past had a Comment System.

“Then it don’t matter. I’ll be all around in the dark – I’ll be everywhere. Wherever you can look – wherever there’s a fight, so hungry people can eat, I’ll be there. Wherever there’s a cop beatin’ up a guy, I’ll be there.”

Unless you need him to take out the garbage.
mrs.steinbeck@canneryrow.lit

“Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise”

Early to bed is right, skipped out on the bar tab again!
t.jefferson@monticello.gov

“A rose is a rose is a rose.”

Too many brownies … again.
alice.b.toklas@dhlawrence.ranch.nm

Oh, the zingers from our families and friends! I love them.

It is their job.